I went to Germany last month, supposedly to relax, vacation, etc. But by cost the most expensive thing I did there was to obtain bragging rights by driving on the world's longest and most dangerous race track.

And all I got was this lousy sticker.

(Applying the bragging sticker to my car is actually a bit controversial, since there is a large faction of racers who feel that you can only put the sticker onto the exact vehicle that went on the track. Until last month I found it convenient to agree with this rule, but since I'm not going to fly my Subaru to Germany any time soon, I'm stretching the rules a bit.)