The light bulb in my garage door opener burned out, so I bought a new ladder that allows me to reach it. Problem solved!

My ladder comes with a safety roll bar in case it flips over, and of course the two giant racing stripes. It also came with a set of racing wheels, which I think I like better than the black wheels, since they're wider and have sticky tires on them. What do you think?

(The ladder belonged to my codriver and his wife, who is now too pregnant to drive it around. I graciously volunteered to adopt it so that it would stay in a racing family. So you see, I had to buy it. How can I say no to a pregnant woman?)