I've grown special brain cells that are devoted to ignoring the infuriating "Office Clipboard" window, that pops up constantly, has no value that I can discern, and that can't be disabled.

But the other day, Office 2000 grew tired of being ignored and decided to take it up a notch, by interrupting my work with a dialog asking me to answer a question that I could not possibly care less about, and that a better product wouldn't have needed to ask in the first place. "TWELVE! Why that's an impossibly high number! No one could possibly need TWELVE of anything!"

I wonder if Microsoft's designers do a lot of heroin?