I don't get a newspaper.

One of the many benefits of not reading the paper is that I do not have to read Family Circus in the comics section. But when I visit my mom, I do sometimes glance past it in her paper, thus inadvertently reading it.

And the thing is that even though it only takes 2 seconds to read, I am always sorry. It's just the worst "comic" ever, who could possibly enjoy it.

Gah.