I finally drove at Laguna Seca! So, my car has finally earned its forth and final sticker:

And I only went off into the dirt THREE TIMES, filled my exhaust system with rocks, got passed by tons of people, and generally sucked. Here's a picture of me passing one of the few cars that was actually slower than me:

And since I went into the dirt, I hereby present myself with the coveted First One Off Award, which recognizes my ability to have fucked up first and worse than any of my friends to date. Yay.